Saturday, February 18, 2006

Yes, that says 8 degrees

It's cold here again. Wes took this picture around nine o'clock tonight. I just checked the weather page, and it says it's currently 2 degrees with a wind chill of -14. We have a picture of this same bank thermometer when it was 102 degrees (on our first anniversary), and we want a picture of one when it's 2 out, so I might have to make another short voyage out to get it. No pain, no picture. Posted by Picasa

Very Special Guests

Tonight, Wes and I had some very special dinner guests. Fin and the Baren came over to hang out with us while their parents went to dinner at a nearby chophouse and then to Navy Pier to see "Much Ado About Nothing" at the Shakespeare Theater. The four us had a pretty good night all in all. Wes and I had spaghetti with mild Italian sausage and crusty bread with garlic and butter for dinner; Fin and the Baren had breastmilk (not mine). We played on a pile of blankets I put down and in the Exersaucer (though I opted out of my Exersaucer time). The most interesting part of the night, though, was seeing Lucy encounter the babies. She's been around small children before -- HP's and TWA Pilot's kids both played with Lucy when she was just a baby dog -- but I don't think she's ever been around infants this young before. She's never been nervous around little kids before, and certainly never aggressive. Usually she just gives kids a sniff, licks anything good off their hands, and then moves on looking for another dog. Tonight, though, she's was just freaked out. When I first brought the boys in, she wouldn't get within a few feet of their car seats and let out a few small barks just to let them know she was keeping her eye on them. She slowly got bolder over the course of the evening, approaching them while Wes or I were holding them and getting sniff of a foot or hand or hind end (it is the dog way of say "howdoyado"). She would approach Fin in the Exersaucer, kind of stretching out to get a whiff of what was going on, and then jump and scatter away when Fin moved or hit a toy. It was hilarious. It's like she knew they weren't like Wes or me, but they didn't seem to be animals like squirrels or cats either. The boys were interested in her, too. They didn't reach out for her or anything like that (and we had an eye on all three of them all night to monitor what was happening), but you could see them tracking her and trying to follow her as she paced around the room. Lucy was, naturally, very interested in diaper changing. Guess this is a good prelim for whomever we introduce to the family in the next few years.

Meanwhile, Fin is currently asleep in the corner of our big king-sized bed, snoozing soundly. The Baren, however, is simply not ready for bed. He fussed wildly when I tried to put him down, so he's currently on my lap as I type -- and starting to fuss again. Guess this, too, is a good prelim for me. Posted by Picasa

Friday, February 17, 2006

Gesundheit

The newspapers always run an article when the president has his yearly physical. I don't see why my health shouldn't be just as important. I went to the optometrist, my general internal doctor for an annual exam, and the dentist for x-rays and a cleaning. Here are my "stats."

Optometrist: Slightly stronger lenses, and I'm also going to try contacts when the doc gets some trial lenses in for me. I have to wear my glasses all the time now, so this is just a test run to have some options for when I work out and the like.

Doctor:

Temp: 98.5
Pulse: 76/minute
Respiration: 18/minute
Blood pressue: 110/84
Weight: 137 lbs.
Height: 5' 4"
Some other info that the world really doesn't want to know...

They also tested my cholesterol, which I will be happy to share with you when I get the results back.

Dentist: Declared me in "ridiculously good health" and said I have outstanding home hygiene habits (thanks, mom and dad, plus for the braces and yearly cleanings that kept them nice). No cavities, no plaque buildup, and a good amount of saliva (ask your dentist, and he can explain to you why it's so important).

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Things to know if you're ever a character in a Dan Brown novel

I just finished reading Deception Point and Digital Fortress by Dan Brown (yes, that's two 400+ page novels in three days = riding the El, babies napping, and staying up too late at night reading in bed). I've read Brown's other two novels -- the ungodly-bestselling Da Vinci Code and its prequel Angels and Demons. As a reader, and as a student of literature, I tend to notice themes, trends, style, etc. when I read. Now having finished all of this author's novels, I hereby publish my list of things to know if you're ever a character in a Dan Brown novel.

1. If you have a passionate love whose life is endangered or whom you think may have perished, fear not. This person, so long as you are the main character, will survive. You will be reunited at the close of the novel and, after making humorous small talk and engaging in some foreplay, make love. If you do not currently have a passionate love, and especially if you have foresworn finding love again, be prepared: Dan Brown is the matchmaker, and you'll be in love by the end of the book.

2. Whomever you trust the most is the most likely to decieve you. It might be your boss (in fact, it's usually your boss) or an expert with whom you are conferring. Do not, under any circumstances, trust these people.

3. Do not try to deceive the American public, even if you work for the NRO or NSA or any other agency with an acronym. It will only come back to hurt you.

4. You're smart. There's some kind fo IQ cutoff to be a character in a Dan Brown novel. Go you.

5. If you're asked to do something at the last minute, especially if it requires you to board an airplane and fly to a foreign country, think twice. You're putting your life in danger.

6. Things will get worse -- much worse -- before they get better. But no worries: it all works out in the end.

I'll come back and edit this post if I think of anything else. Others should feel free to contribute also.

The accident

Over the past two weeks, I've published, in parts, the first draft of an essay written for my fall writing class that explored walking, driving, and riding a bike in the city. When I revised that essay, it focused exclusively on riding and used excerpts of the other parts as appropriate. Something important happened in the time between my first and second draft, though -- I got hit my a car while riding my bike to work one evening. What follows is how the final draft ends -- my reflection on the accident and how it affected my feelings about bike riding in Chicago.

I’d had my bike almost six weeks when I met someone who had in fact forgotten the power of her potentially lethal object. I was riding south on Clark Street one Thursday evening in late October when I had an experience I never expected to have: I actually got hit by a car. Even now, several weeks later, I have a hard time describing exactly what happened. The traffic at Bernelli’s Pasta Bowl on the corner of Clark and Ontario always backs up due to the popularity of the restaurant’s drive-thru. I was staying to the right of the road but had to venture out into the center lane to get around the line of cars. I checked oncoming traffic to my left and pulled alongside other cars trying to bypass the drive-thru spillover, and then veered back to the right of the road. I think the light to cross Ontario had just turned yellow as I approached the intersection, and so I pedaled faster to clear the intersection before the light changed to red. A driver in a large, black, shiny SUV must have had the same thought and, failing to check the crosswalk she was about to enter (which also had the right of way), hit the front end of my bike with the right corner of her vehicle. I saw the vehicle in my periphery for a split second before I began falling towards the ground. All I remember going through my head was, “It this really happening? Is this really happening?”

The other thing going through my head was, “What did I do wrong?” The reality was I did nothing wrong, aside from ride my bike on a busy street. After all, I had the right of way, right? I freely admit to being a stickler for the rules – on the road and off. Knowing and following rules gives me some kind of inner peace – a zen place, like the Container Store (where, for $4.95 and over, there is a place for everything, and everything in its place). It’s doing things the right way. So it always irks me something fierce when I am following the rules and other are not, and yet I’m the one who ends up – in this case – face down on the pavement with a bent front wheel. The driver, a lanky blonde with a gigantic diamond on her left hand, was also shook up and seemed to be truly mortified by what she had done (though she would later assert that it was an accident, which meant that it was nobody’s fault). She meant no harm; she was in a hurry, she said, and just didn’t see me. She stayed at the site of the accident until the police arrived; they took our statements and told us to work it out. I walked myself to the emergency room later for an x-ray on my left elbow. It wasn’t broken, but the bruise sure was pretty.

I’ve only ridden my rehabilitated bike once or twice since the accident, owing more to the increasingly frigid weather than to any trepidation I may feel as a result of being hit. My husband expressed surprise that I wanted to ride again after what happened, but the reality is that accidents happen. I wear a reflective vest when I ride at night now, and I look a little harder before entering an intersection.

My biggest regret when it comes to my bike, I suppose, is not having bought it sooner so I could have enjoyed the whole summer with it. Seeing a city – and getting to know it – by bike is truly enjoyable. I just have to remember to look where I’m going and make sure I’m seen.

LPAC Teachers – The good…the bad…they don’t hire the ugly

I’ve had a pretty good week of working out. On Monday, I did a swim training class. The workout was good, but the pool was packed. Since the pool is not legal size, the lanes are both shorter and narrower than a regulation pool, and I kept jamming my hands into the lane lines and knocking them with other swimmers. I could keep up with the fastest swimmers in the lane, which I honestly think irked them, but I definitely felt my energy dwindle and my stroke fall apart over the course of the hour. I’m hesitant to return only because one of the other swimmers was really rude to me. She asked me to lead a set because I was tagging up to them, but then as I got exhausted I let others pass me so as not slow them down. Everywhere I’ve ever swam, this was protocol. This evidently irritated one of the other women in the lane (why is it always a female?) who gave me this little speech about how I needed to lead a whole set if I was going to start it and this “we’ve been swimming together for a while now and just really try to enjoy ourselves” – what does that mean? So sorry to pee in the pool (figuratively only, of course). So like I said – exercise great, experience left something to be desired. I think I’ll probably just swim on lap swim mornings and use the workout left on the board. That way I’ll get the workout and save my fingers and ego from further injury.

On Tuesday, I worked out after work since I had a two-hour window before my evening class. I had anticipated a long run, but I got caught up at work and only had time for a fast 30 minutes. I was happy with the breakdown of my run. I’m just slowly getting back into shape, so anything around a 9-minute mile is fine with me for now. LPAC has televisions on their treadmills, so I watched the Valentine’s version of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” It’s hard to get tired running when you’re laughing at a show.

On Wednesday, I did a Full Body Blast workout. This is 30 minutes that incorporates legs, abs, and arms. It’s pretty challenging. We did lots of squats and plies, so my legs and butt were sore this morning.

Nonetheless, off I went at 6am this morning for a spinning class. Fortunately, I had enough foresight after the last spinning class to buy a pair of padded biking shorts. This is what protects the pubic bones from aching like CRAZY after sitting on a tough bike seat for an hour. My legs and butt, naturally, feel ten times sorer after the class, but it was worth it. And the biking shorts helped, you’ll be happy to know.

This morning’s class is what brings me to today’s topic – the teachers for these various classes. I’ve probably done ten different classes now with ten different teachers, and I’ve found most of them really great. The teachers, as I mentioned in a previous post (see No ponytail), are the friendliest people I encounter at the gym. I’ve always shied away from the whole aerobics class set-up because I think the teachers are just a little goofy. It’s like sports broadcasting – they talk just to talk. But that hasn’t been the case at LPAC. The teachers talk about form and when to inhale and exhale (which I find fascinatingly challenging) and options for making a workout harder or easier. They’re knowledgeable and helpful. This morning’s teacher was not, though. She talked just to talk. I mean – we’re on stationary bikes – how much is there to say? Pedal, pedal, pedal. Pedal faster. Recover. Stand up and pedal. Sit down and pedal. (Fight, fight, fight and pedal). It got old. Then she starts telling this story about giving a talk to group of women about fitness and nutrition. Turns out the group of women were 65-85 years old. She basically sat there for five minutes and bashed old people and those out of shape. I mean, a little humor is fine, but she did not finesse it at all. Ugh.

I think from now on I’m going to keep track of who’s teaching the classes and stay away from this one. But needless to say, I am enjoying my workouts at the gym. I can’t say the same for my legs right now, though.

Won’t you be – won’t you please? – please won’t you be my neighbor?

I got home from a GMAT class last night and was on my way downstairs to take Lucy out when I ran into one my students from that same GMAT class. He lives in the apartment next door to me! I’ve only had this student in class maybe three times now, but it’s just amazing to me that I didn’t recognize him before now. Granted, Omar has only been in Chicago and living with his brother for two weeks (Omar is Mexican and recently immigrated; I can’t decide if he’s only been in city for two weeks or if he’s only been in the US for two weeks. His English is correct, but heavily accented), and I never see my next door neighbor, so it’s hard to know if I’ve even seen Omar in the apartment next door before yesterday.

I do know and like several of our neighbors. The couple at the other end of the hall are parents to Winston, the adorable King Charles Spaniel with whom Lucy attends doggie daycare. “Winston’s parents,” as Wes refers to them, are a really nice couple. We had them over for dinner a few weeks ago (Winston included) and had a great time. Winston’s mom is a lawyer, and his dad is a 2nd-year ENT resident at NMH. Wes has actually had to page him a few times for consults in the ED. We see Winston with his mom and dad all the time and would definitely like to spend more time with them. Our next door neighbors are a married couple – she’s an ESL teacher at an elementary school in the suburbs, and he’s a 3rd-year law student at John Marshall Law School in the Loop. They’re moving to Michigan in June for his new job. She’s looking forward to getting out of the school where she’s working and maybe returning to grad school for certification in psychology. They’re a nice couple but haven’t been overly social. We’ve invited them over once or twice but they haven’t taken us up on our offer. We chit-chat in the hall and enjoy running into each other, but that’s about it. The couple caddy-corner to us also own a dog – Tubby. Tubby is very cute and barks (just a little) every time Lucy goes past his door. I swear she just likes to egg him on. I honestly don’t know the owners names. They seem very nice, though a little odd, but not people who seem like they want to hang out with the new neighbors.

And evidently our other next-door neighbor is Omar’s brother and, well, him. Good to know the neighbors!

Monday, February 13, 2006

The Park

I wrote the following essay for a writing class last fall. We were supposed to do an observational piece -- just go to a place and watch and write. This is what I came up with. It was ultimately used as the basis for another article about this same park, about two blocks from our apartment building.

At eight o’clock in the morning, the sun shines brightly over the southeast corner of Park Newberry, a pricey and immaculately preserved brownstone of condos that border the south end of Chicago’s historic Washington Square Park. The sky on this unusually temperate late-October Sunday is almost completely clear, with only the wispiest of clouds to be seen. Nonetheless, a constant breeze forces locals to gather in patches of sunlight, to read the Trib, talk about grandbabies, let dogs sniff inquiringly at each other’s thither ends, or observe the fall splendor of the park’s abundant trees. The one-square-block park, broken into quartiles by diagonal paths from corner to corner, is showing signs of the season, as are its visitors, most of whom are wearing jackets and some scarves or hats.

On a pair of benches to the north of the centrally-located fountain, now drained in anticipation of freezing temperatures, sit an elderly couple. On one bench sits the man, clutching a newspaper that he only half pays attention to, dividing his time with pigeons that are crowding around him. The fat birds are a nuisance to most; six separate signs around the relatively small park request, “Please do not feed the pigeons.” The man, however, only partially heeds these instructions. He allows one in particular, with a luminescent green neck, to peck the crumbs from a paper parcel on the bench next to him. The others, their orange beady eyes attentive to the parcel, are shooed away with a long branch that the man wields like an old woman would her broom, shooing young idle children off her porch in the summertime. The man has thin white hair and glasses. His black and blue jacket, gray sweatpants, and white Adidas tennis shoes with black stripes almost completely disappear against a red turtleneck layered beneath the jacket. He lounges on the end of the bench, leaned up against the armrest and turned toward the prodigal pigeon, his body and legs turned diagonally against the back of the bench. Periodically, in addition to the paper and the pigeons, he glances at the woman to his right.

A middle-aged woman walking her mottled gray dog stops to pick up a fall leaf from a ring of leaves that have fallen from above. The leaves seem to create a tree skirt around the nearly naked baum. The woman’s dog stops and sniffs the ground as the owner discards one or two before finding just the right one. The dog leads her on.

On the bench next to where the elderly man sits is a woman, his wife. Her gray hair is piled on top of her head in a pseudo-stylish arrangement. She wears sunglasses and gold hoop earrings. Her black jacket and stirrup leggings are black, set off by a red scarf and shirt. Over her tights, she wears a gray plaid wool skirt, ankle-length and pleated. Her jacket lapel is adorned with a brooch – red, white, and green rhinestones that make a strawberry. She sits uncomfortably on the wood bench, adjusting herself on the hard slats while talking with another woman, who has hair dyed an unnatural red – almost maroon – and a toddler so bundled in her pink jacket and pom-pom hat that only her cherub face is exposed. The elderly woman pays no heed to her husband on the next bench.

Five teenagers in jeans and corduroy pants walk by carrying Bibles. None wears a jacket. They chat with each other as they stroll, smiling and laughing, noticing no one.

An African-American woman in her mid-forties walks through the park, cutting across the grassy areas to take a short-cut to the northwester corner. She moves more quickly than most others who wander through the park, but there is something unsteady about her gait. She takes steps like a new toddler who walks quickly to utilize his momentum. The woman wears faded black jeans with big cuffs, old tennis shoes, and a baseball cap. She talks to people as she passes them, commenting on everyone without actually directing her comments to them. The woman eats as she walks, pulling little bits of a store-bought item out of her left hand. In the middle of the park, as she crosses some sidewalk, she drops some crumbs but stops abruptly to pick them up and put them in her mouth. She casts a final thought – “Have a lovely afternoon” – to a woman nearby as she leaves the park.

A thirty-something fit Asian man in a blue button-up and dress pants chases his three-year-old son who is chasing pigeons. The boy, in a cream sweater and navy ball cap, pats the piles of leaves on the floor and screams in excitement when his dad sweeps him off the ground and up into his arms. The father puts the boy back on the ground but takes his hand as they walk. He points up at something out of the park and crouches down to the ground to assume his son’s perspective. They leave the park, still looking up, hand in hand.
The elderly couple from the bench is gone now but reappears later on the outer edge of the park, appearing to have walked the perimeter and reentered to claim another bench, this time together and next to some friends. The two seem to lean on each other when they walk. They have kindly eyes but weathered faces. The man and woman, who speak only Russian, come to the park, they say, “all days.” They are still in the park several hours later.

A blonde Caucasian lady in expensive sunglasses and a pink zip-up fleece vest with white pants and snow white shirt talks on her cell phones as she walks her miniature poodle through the park. She pays little attention to the dog and laughs loudly with whomever is on the other end of the line.

By early afternoon the sun, its rays a little less warming than in the early morning, has moved to the northwest corner of Park Newberry. The flowers that surround the fountain in the center island have all been torn out as cold weather approaches. The grass, which fought against the searing sun all summer in the midst of an interminable drought, is now completely obliterated by leaves, some dead, but many still resplendent with hues of yellow, orange, and red. Night falls earlier now; the sky is dark before evening rush hour backs up traffic on the bordering Dearborn Street. Winter is imminent. The park’s smallest creatures will hide themselves until the spring thaw, but its daily guests from the surroundings will not. They, like the park, will be there – “all days.”

Proud Wife

I was sitting at the computer one day last week when Wes came over, typed in a web address, and pulled up some obscure medical article -- that he wrote. He co-authored the study with a doctor he worked with in medical school. It examines the use of an EKG vest with many times the number of leads currently used to create EKGs. I don't know what the article says, I wouldn't understand a tenth of it if I tried, and there were like ten doctors listed as authors (though Wes's name was the first) -- but I couldn't be prouder! I always knew he'd beat me to publishing. Fortunately, it looks like we won't be competing for readers :) I can't provide the content or a link to the article from my blog because of copyright regulations, but let me know if you're interested and I'll send along the article title and publication information. Yeah, Wessy!